Dumbest reason you have been kicked

Just what the title says, the most dumb or stupid reason you have been kicked from a game.

I got kicked from a ground war because i launched a MOAB, they kicked me under the reason that the only way to get a MOAB on PC was using hacks.

banned on mw2 for killing an admin on crash, I knew the owner, talked with him and got unbanned 10 mins after it and the admin got demoted

lol,banned on mw2 by a bad host of modded loaby for hitting a 1 bullet 4 kills in S&D (he had a program to ban steam player -_- poor me)